Face it, Donald Trump is not popular. He lost two popular votes
for president—the last by over seven million votes. His poll numbers never have
topped even 50%, instead mainly hanging around the 30s-40s.
Those of us who
dislike him (aka the majority) look at the guy in disbelief when we see fans
clamber to be near him and wonder why? Why do these people like him?
The same reason we see creepy, old rich guys married to beauty queens,
Americans have fallen for an image of the man.
His whole life has revolved around his claim to be rich and successful. The
reality is quite opposite on both fronts.
His wealth came from an inheritance not any business savvy. Due to debt and bad business choices it's
doubtful he could live on his own if those debts were called in suddenly. Unlike
all other presidents, he’s never released his taxes, but through leaks and
investigative reporting we've come to learn that he may actually be dirt poor.
Likewise, his businesses have repeatedly failed, from his bogus university to
his rancid steaks, all have been shut down, with many leading to bankruptcy and
ruin (for any gullible investors). His fake charity was dismantled by the court
because he was grifting the money from donors and keeping it for himself. It’s
possible he’s been laundering money, or at least, helping others to do so. What
else would you call it when a Russian oligarch buys a property for four million
even though it had been valued at far less?
In spite of these massive failures, he still has legions of adoring fans. It is
all because the one thing he's very successful at, is presenting a facade that
has those legions enthralled.
Over the years he's grabbed headlines with his flamboyant lifestyle, from gaudy
living quarters to marriages with glamour girls. He may not know business, but
he sure knows how to make headlines.
And that seems to be enough for his cult following. Even though he would never
be seen hanging out with these often poor and uneducated folks, he has
convinced them that he speaks for them. They like his brashness, which if
displayed by a female opponent they'd see as repulsive, and so forgive his
racism, misogyny and xenophobia.
All because he's a star. Through TV shows, movie cameos and radio interviews he
has polished that star and it sparkles in the eyes of his followers.
The media, who he pointedly attacks, helped further give him this star status.
I remember how frustrated I felt during the 2016 election when the Main Stream
Media (MSM) would leave whatever news coverage they were involved with to show
his plane landing at some event/rally. He didn't have to spend any of his own
money promoting himself during the primaries because the MSM was providing
endless coverage of his every move. Maybe the MSM deserves all the hatred
directed toward them these days because they created the monster.
Oh, that is unless the star is a person of color. OJ has not
faired that well. But that’s another story.
The Thurber Brigade wishes to apologize for this sidestep about
the previous president. We had hoped that when he fled the White House we would
never have to mention him in a blog again. However, he refuses to go away. So,
we feel obligated to keep making fun of, sneering at, and deriding The Orange
One and his cult following. If there were such a thing as a god, that being
would have struck The Big Guy down or at least have him locked up. Sadly, that
is unlikely to happen so we’ll keep having these occasional sidesteps in order
to make ourselves feel better. Sorry.
A Thurber Brigade Satirical Sidestep
The “Flat Earth” disciples must surely be unapologetic satirists as how can
they believe in such nonsense when overwhelming facts stand in their way?
Of course, that must also be the case for all those Trump supporters who
just laugh off all the facts and (surely) pretend to believe the man's lies.
Subconsciously they are winking at us.
For example, they are clearly pulling our leg when they try to convince us that
The Donald actually won the popular vote. This even though all evidence,
including from countless Republican state Secretaries of State, that he lost by over three million votes.
Along those lines, they must have their fingers crossed when they say that thousands of non-citizens voted in the 2016 election even though there is absolutely
no evidence.
And just as similar, they must secretly roll their eyes as they say that
undocumented immigrants get to take advantage of all those American benefits
even though everybody who runs those programs or works for them profess that it
is not true nor possible.
You have to assume that these folks are pulling your leg when they say we don't
need to regulate business/corporations because those businesses would never do anything that might harm citizens. No, those folks would never pollute our
rivers, make toys that hurt children, inflate prices on necessary medicines,
etc. Trust them.
These people are also laughing under their breath as they tell you that the
Trump campaign had absolutely no connections to the Russians, even though many
who worked on the campaign have admitted to having made contact with the Ruskies.
And speaking of Russians, those Trump supporters who say the Christopher Steele dossier is
fake are surely trying to be sarcastic as they undoubtedly know that Steele was a trusted U.K. operative who specializes on Russian covert operations; is not a
Democratic supporter but instead didn't want Trump elected due to his likely
vulnerability to Russian pressure because of his business and, ahem, personal
scandals with Putin's agents.
Yes, just like those Flat-Earthers there is no way that Trump supports are that
gullible and naive. They don't believe the over 2,000 lies that Trump has said.
No, They just love satire and parody. What funny people.
Okay, The Thurber Brigade actually does believe Trump supporters are that
stupid and gullible. However, if you are a fan of satire and parody, be sure and get
a copy of SEX and the AMERICAN MALE, the hilarious satirical e-book about
American culture.
