Showing posts with label freedom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label freedom. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 30, 2021

FREEDOM!

How pleasing it is that so many people clamor for more freedom. Especially when it comes to matters that affect them personally. I'm so in favor, but it needs to be more than just about a little shot.

 

 

 

It's my Constitutional right to drink as much as I want. Likewise, after drinking as much as I want, it’s also my God-given right to drive. FREEDOM! 
 

If I were to get hurt while driving after drinking, so what? That’s on me, a consequence of my choice of freedom. If someone else were to get hurt, we’ll, they should have kept their distance. 

 

If people express concern about being on the road with us drinkers, well, it's their option to drive or stay off the road. No one is forcing them to be around us drinkers. FREEDOM!

Also, what's all this nonsense about requiring me to have a kid buckled up in a car seat? It's my Constitutional right to let the little rug rat roll around on the seat next to me. I grew up without ever having to be so restrained in my Dad's pickup and I'm doing fine. FREEDOM!
Recently, I gave my little boy Tucker a shotgun and all the neighbors are up in arms! So what if that ten-year-old wanders around the block with it showing off? It's his constitutional right and anyone who objects is just some namby-pamby libtard. FREEDOM!
So everybody needs to get off their high horse and allow us freedom-loving Americans to do what is right and just for our liberty. Just as god gave us Trump to lead our nation to Freedom, we must continue to demand our God-given rights. FREEDOM!

Ahhh, James Thurber
The Thurber Brigade would like to apologize for this satirical sidestep that takes aim at the anti-vaxxers. But we won't. If you are one of those idiots who politicizes health issues or even worse, believes the right-wing crazies who espouse personal belief over science, fuck off. As a kid, I got my polio shot in elementary school without any nonsense about personal liberty or freedom because my folks weren’t stupid, knuckle draggers. Get the shot. Wear a mask in crowded indoor settings. Care about the public good. Be a caring citizen.

 

 

Friday, January 27, 2017

Don't Stop Believin'

 Trump Lies: A Thurber Brigade Sidestep

As noted in several previous blogs, males compete constantly with each other.  Whether in a sports setting or an argument over sports, we guys always want to best our opponent. You can clearly see this when a young child gets in an argument and his knowledge is limited.  He will suddenly blurt out anything that pops into his mind no matter how ridiculous.

For example, he might state his father could whup King Kong or that he has exploding ping pong balls that create a big flash when they hit the ground (I admit, I uttered the latter one—hey, I was eight).

As we get older, we tend not to exaggerate or make up things in arguments because we know they'll easily be destroyed by facts from our opponent.  Donald Trump seems to still be in the adolescent state.

He lies all the time.  When something doesn't go his way, he will make up some excuse that is clearly a lie.  For example, he is still so freaked out that he lost the popular vote by the biggest margin in US history (by someone who won the electoral college) that he has blurted out that over three million illegal votes were cast.
It's a lie.  However, since he's the president the news media gives him the benefit of the doubt and although they will acknowledge there are no facts to back him up, they still give the issue extensive coverage as if it was legit. It's not. He's lying. He just blurted out some nonsense to win his argument.
We've known he's a liar for some time. In fact, there's an extensive article in a Canadian paper that lists all his lies and gives the facts to refute them.  They have over 550 listed!

Some of the whoppers you've undoubtedly heard include:
- the voter fraud mentioned above
- his tax cuts would be HUGE for the middle class
- the US trade deficit was HUGE
- Clinton hired protestors to attend his events
- he was HUGELY popular with African Americans
- the murder rate in the US is HUGER than before

Well, the list is exhaustively HUGE.

The bottom line is that everyone needs to stop believing him.  Stop giving him credence by paying undue attention to his lies. When he tells another one, instead of asking him for something to back up his claim (he doesn't have it, he'll just put it off until later), just say something like "welp, there's #603" and move on with the conversation. It's the sarcastic way to say he's lying.  Or just tell him he's lying.

By not calling him out, it gives credence to his lie.  In effect, it validates him to his devoted followers. It becomes big news (headlines even) when instead it should be a small sidebar that states he's lied yet again.
As president we can't just ignore him.  However, we don't have to accept everything he says as gospel. We don't have to give him or his lies the incredible attention that the press keeps giving him (they made him by giving him unrelenting attention in the primaries as noted in a previous blog). Stop believing him.

However, don't stop believing.  In decency. In justice. In human rights. In the American sense of fair play. In America.  We used to be a shining beacon to other people, we need to return to that status. So keep protesting his administration. Keep standing up for American values such as freedom and equality. Keep calling him out on his lies.

The Thurber Brigade does not apologize for this sidestep.  For one thing, we've been warning about it for a few blogs.  Also, surely everyone would expect radical, progressive satirists to be chomping at the bit to hit The Orange One.  We'll get back to the important dialogue about relationships between men and women in no time.  And we'll get Mexico to pay for it.  Also, yes, the blog title is taken from an 80s Journey song of the same name.  Yes, we're still stuck in the 80s.