Often when TV shows have run out of new ideas, or need a
break from weekly filming or some other reason to not have an original episode,
they’ll run what is called a “Clip Show.”
It’s a show that has some weak storyline but weaves in clips of past
episodes. In other words, the
writers took a break and so the producers just ran a bunch of their favorite
scenes from the past.
Lately I’ve been engrossed in a couple of other writing
escapades and so have neglected The Thurber Brigade. Usually I try to get at least one blog in each month, but
because of this activity, have nothing to show for August. So it seems like this might be a good
time to throw in The Thurber Brigade Clip Show.
For some reason, women seem to believe that men can read
their minds and will just magically know when they are interested in a
guy. Sadly, men do NOT have ESP.
Partly because of this odd belief, or more likely, because
they’re afraid to face the same possibility of rejection that men must face,
women never make First Contact.
Women seem to have a strange form of vision in which when
they see a guy wearing a Speedo they go “Ewwwwww”—unless that man is Justin
Timberlake.
Angry feminists have attacked this blog multiple times, but
they seem to have really been enraged when I discussed women’s driving habits.
Speaking of driving, it drives women crazy to see men go
nuts over an attractive female.
However, they can be just as superficial as men, but seem to focus more
on the male’s earning potential and status rather than looks.
I wanted to drive to a Pat Benatar concert one time,
because, let’s face it, she’s hot, but I couldn’t go because I was coaching at
a soccer game. However, one of my
players skipped the game to take his girlfriend to the concert. It didn’t end well.
Too often women think men are childish when it’s really just our competitive spirit that drives us to certain antics.
Men and women have different views on fashion, plus, women
don’t dress to attract men, they dress to impress other women.
In the early days of the blog, I had one about throwing pick-up lines to females, but nowadays, I don’t do that as much as I used to.
Over the years my blood might begin to boil over certain
issues and so I’d feel compelled to take a sidestep from “The War Between Men
and Women” and blog about the current issue. One of the best included handy tips for tourists on how to
deal with our law enforcement officers. This one came about because of yet another case of a cop killing
an unarmed civilian.
Of course, I’d often hide my sidesteps by using a title and
beginning to introduce some hot button issue meant to inflame angry feminists,
and then jumping into something else.
Such as raving about the greatness of the USA women’s soccer team.
I am a writer so I also had to take a sidestep now and then
to promote my writing. Such as the
time I talked all about SEX.
My personal favorite blogs though, concern matters of my own
heart. In other words, stories
about that special female in my life who got away. I always call these close encounters, partly because I love
sci fi and so like alluding to that movie.
So from nearly five years worth of blogs which was the
best? Well, of course, it’s whichever
is the most recent one.
Ahhh, James Thurber
The Thurber Brigade apologizes for stooping to a "clip show." They're not that great on TV, but we hope you've enjoyed this slight review of past whimsical blogs about men, women, dating, well, any and everything. We promise to get back into the swing of things next time. Maybe.
